(Counter started Feb 17th 2013)
Is that a penis?
putting on really tight pants and then realizing you have to pee
I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.
(submitted by anonymous)